Macaroni and Cranium

Okay. So todays awesome adventure, actually happened today. My family was sitting at the table playing Cranium, when John stood up to get something to eat. I wasn't really paying attention to anything, except for the glass of water I was drinking. While I was drinking, I looked over suddenly to see John stuffing at least 10 pounds of Macaroni into his mouth, all at once. It was so funny looking that water shot out my nose. It hurt very much. But it was very funny. So what is the moral of this story? Don't drink water in the presence of anyone, especially John. Amen.